What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 07:27

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Fallout Shelter has been downloaded over 230 million times in 10 years - Eurogamer
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Have you ever been forced into bestiality?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
Goldfinger
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”